Grocery Shopping Amusement Park

Girl:
	Daddy?

Dad:
	What is it, hon?

Girl:
	Can we go to Disneyworld this year?

Dad:
	I’m afraid not sweetie.

Girl:
	Aw, why not?

Dad:
	Cuz we’ve already got our vacation booked!

Girl:
	Wow!  Really?  Where are we going?

Dad:
	To the number one themepark for simgle and divorce dads out there, FunMART.

Girl:
	FunMART?  Awesome!

Announcer:
That’s right.  Be sure to pack an extra bag of money and come down to FunMART, a theme park that’s fun for the kids and doubley fun for the dads who’ll take them there.

Girl:
	Where should we go first, dad?

Dad:
	Well, why don’t you head down to the salad tosser and meet me back here in produce?

Girl:
	Yay!

Announcer:
Using the ancient techniques of modern man, the produce section is a tecnological wonder full of splendor for dads of all ages.

Dad:
	Woah.  Look at the size of those tomatoes!

Announcer:
Give em a squeeze!  (*sound effect* girl moaning) We even have attractions for the 60 plus crowd.

Old Guy:
	I love being the salad tosser.

Dad:
	Grampa, you haven’t changed.

Old Guy:
	Heh-heh.

Announcer:
Don’t forget to learn a new stock od pick up lines that can be used at your disposal when you get home.  We have experts in the fields of asparagus, honeydews, eggs, mangos, papaya, bananas, water melons and even rutabegga.

Girl:
	That was fun!  What’s next?

Dad:
I think I’m going to head down the coffee aisle to find out which blend I’m suppose to use to reflect what point in the relationship I’m supposed to be in.  Why don’t you go scoup up two Official FunMART Milk Fun Bags and meet me in sausage lane?

Girl:
	I’ll get them both and meet you in the magazine section.  I love sausages.

Old Guy:
	I know you do!

Girl:
	Oh, Grampa!

Old Guy:
	Heh-heh.

Announcer:
Uh...  Okay, look.  This is just too far.  I’m sorry folks.  There is no such place as FunMART.  It’s just Quality Market’s newest scheme to compete with the superstore.  I regret to tell you that I can’t continue this advert in good conscience.  Sorry, people.

Old Guy:
	Can I still be the salad tosser?

Annoucer:
	Oh, Grampa!

Old Guy:
	Heh-heh.